Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Annnnnnnnd the Knicks are Screwed

5 Receptions, 64 Yards, and 1.5 Touchdowns

As I watched the Dolphins host the Jets on MNF, I could not help but feel excited and hopeless as the game went on.

Yes! the game was amazing
Yes! the wildcat is here to stay (if only in Miami)
Yes! the Jets have their franchise quarterback

No! Braylon Edwards is a big part of the team already!
NO! How did Braylon Edwards make THAT catch!
NOO! What the hell does Lebron think about this?!?!

Am I the only one who is Witnessing this!?!?!? By becoming a Jet, Braylon might have just provided the final nail in the coffin for NY fans and their vision of seeing King James lead the Knickerbockers to glory. Forget that Lebron loves playing at the Garden, or that his goal to be the first $1 billion athlete requires the media and atention of a city like New York, or that baseball buddy CC plays for the Yanks. Simple beef between one another can deter one from thinking rationally. The Knicks might as well trade for DeShawn Stevenson now and have Soulja Boy remix the "GO New York" theme song!

Let's just hope that Braylon doesn't know how to use a hammer and that Lebron's new To Do List will now include: Show up Braylon in NY next season.